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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 03:23
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
How terrible are we at making future predictions of like technology?
No way
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Be a super-ager — and join the ‘wellderly’ - The Times
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
—
Ireland added to list of countries monitored by the U.S. for currency manipulation - Fortune
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
This Device Pulls Clean Drinking Water Out of the Air - VICE
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
Why in my 60s do I have a strong desire to suck cock and swallow?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Are LGBT people accepted in Japan?
Then came..
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
These glowing axolotls may hold the secret to human limb regeneration - The Washington Post
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Mario Kart 64's Unofficial PC Port Is Amazing - Kotaku
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
A 2.6-Million-Pound Rock Thrown Inland… by a Monster Wave - The Daily Galaxy
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
Just Forget it!